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spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!
by Zara Zara June 6, 2017
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Babies in the Mud

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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Dent Baby

An insult used to imply that a person was dropped on their head as a small child, thus negatively effecting their intelligence. 'Dent' refers to an indent caused by impact onto one's skull.
Friend 1: "Wait, so you're not supposed to light campfires with propane?"
Friend 2: "Dude, what are you, a dent baby. Of course not."
by OneKickMan April 21, 2017
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ma baby

to be someone’s baby or to sweet talk an enemy
Suekayna, imma keep it a buck with you ma baby, i think niggas ain’t shit too.
by Dj 5o December 12, 2019
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accidental babies

Fantastic song by Damien Rice from his album 9.
by AModernMyth December 31, 2007
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Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you
"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"
by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019
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Skroingle baby

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*
by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022
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