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diamond water

An expensive brand of water that has a pH of 9.5. Some water sources around the world have that pH of 9.5 and they bring health benefits to people who drink it, including diasease prevention and more energy, so it is being marketed as giving those effects.
“Did you see that Hypebeast in the park drinking Diamond Water?”

“Yeah, what a flexer! I wish I was as rich as him! Can you believe it costs $3 for 1 liter!?”
by Lil Trump May 18, 2018
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toilet water

small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles
girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"
by stonerstina August 8, 2015
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Water Daddy

A man that like to lick water out of a dog bowl with his girlfriend beside him.
Jesica: My boyfriend is such a water daddy.

Massoud: STOP IT, I LIKE TO BE A WATER DADDY!!!
by Jimmyisagod March 9, 2021
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Spicy Water

Want to drink some Spicy Water in science class?
by Swag_Penguin March 21, 2021
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Dick water

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water
Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water
by Srg March 27, 2015
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Cat Water

its between good and worse Literally garbage and crack at a game
Cousin: your not dog water yet your just cat water

Me: oh ok
by A Witsa Burger Face January 8, 2021
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Water Balloon

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
by fittNasty April 13, 2009
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