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Mi Monkey

The Fans of Xiaomi. (Pejorative)
Now commonly used to describe someone who promotes Xiaomi by belittling others under videos about other smartphones, often accompanied by low-IQ remarks.
*In the comments section of the video about Huawei phones*
-“After Huawei, there is the sky, and the Leica four-camera competition is fairy.”
-“Mi Monkey is coming!”
by HappySheep July 10, 2022
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monkey bits

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?
by SnareC June 10, 2016
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Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.
Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.
by JGanja August 27, 2014
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cactus monkey

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!
by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015
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Yanking the monkey

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro
by J.H Garza June 21, 2018
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shrand-monkey

to shrand-monkey is a type of prank which involves setting up ghosties and dinosaurs in a formation.
I shrand-monkeyed his room last night!!
by your cousin twice removed April 19, 2011
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Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole
Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge
by Roger rollings November 12, 2022
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