water gun

A weapon used to spray your victims with liquid (i didn't say it had to be water ;)

I sell water guns full of cat piss to children and tell them to spray their parents

by Subtochaoticcoops December 1, 2022

Carpet Water

The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.

Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.

by Duo AM September 13, 2010

water block

What Peter’s mom got last night.

“I don’t want to get a new water block” -Peter
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter

“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison

by Open the lab November 6, 2021

Cat Water

its between good and worse Literally garbage and crack at a game

Cousin: your not dog water yet your just cat water

Me: oh ok

by A Witsa Burger Face January 8, 2021

Dick water

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water

Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water

by Srg March 27, 2015

Watering the Orchid

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.

"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"

by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012

Water Balloon

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.

I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.

by fittNasty April 13, 2009