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tjoss

Pronounced: Tee-yo-s

That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. results in awkward wet spots
“Wyd man”

Trying to air-dry this stupid tjoss before anyone notices.”

“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”
by Randomguy777 November 21, 2024
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Tjoss

Pronounced: Tee-yo-s

That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. Often results in awkward wet spots and questioning all your life choices
“Wyd man”

Trying to air-dry this stupid tjos before anyone notices.”

“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”

Pro Tip: Shaking, dancing, or waiting five extra seconds won’t save you. The tjoss always wins
by Randomguy777 November 21, 2024
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Tjange

(Adjektiv + verbum)

Tjange er når en person tror han/hun snakker facts, går i dybden med det, og tror han/hun er klog. Personen er ikke særlig klog og snakker nonsense, hvilket resulterer i at personen "tjanger den"
Sker dette hyppigere i en lang samtale kan man give personen titlen "en Tjange"

Fænomenet opstår idet at Mark Tange er en yapper og derfor skal det selvfølgelig gøres til et udtryk med et twist.
Dude 1: "Bro har du hørt den første mand på solen var Stephen Hawking, hvor han opdagede sorte huller og debaterede med Albert Einstein om relativitetsteorien"

Dude 2: "Ej nu tjanger du den"

Dude 1: "Nejnej det er facts nok, han kunne også godt gå men han havde for meget aura til at rejse sig"

Dude 2: "Fuck du er en Tjange bro"
by MarkeringMarkeringMarkering November 27, 2024
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TJ

A gay little homo that likes to snake around the map on cod ghost, otherwise known as GGA - "Gay Gambling Addict." One time he went to starbucks and asked for a PENIS Macchiato Iced .
by sarrahkenzitj January 6, 2025
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Tjaž

A racist. A person who likes his race only and makes fun of others. Still a lovable and charming person.
Did you see him? He is such a Tjaž.
by Gr33g January 21, 2025
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Tjenare Mannen

This is the legendary sentence used by the swedish legend Ove Sundberg. It has to be said correctly for people to get the reference.
*knock knock* friend: -Hello. You: Tjenare Mannen
by Juan Da Horse January 25, 2025
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TJ

TJ short "Tijuana" also used in slang, for example that shit looks tj. Meaning it looks cheap.
We are going to TJ Mexico, tomorrow morning.
by J- security January 28, 2026
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