Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

the brodie online suicidal pedo rager

the pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him.

the brodie online suicidal pedo rager arhhhh!!!!!

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.

"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"

by D0Ice August 28, 2022

Suicide Pig

Mainly on a basket swing suicide pig means swinging very high on a basket swing and jump off (i made this up from an MLG peppa pig video)

I WILL NOW SUICIDE PIG OFF OF THIS SWING

by JapaneseKidFranku July 23, 2019

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

DDR Suicide Challenge

Double Dutch Rudder Suicide Challenge - The Double Dutch Rudder Challenge is when you find 3 homeless bums, get one of them to slit his/her wrists and try to get the other two bums off via Dutch Rudder before he/she passes out.

"Lets find some homeless bums and make them do the DDR Suicide Challenge"

by Yardape22 May 9, 2012

Suicidal depression

Depression with suicidal thoughts

Doctor Billy has suicidal depression

by 459395 July 11, 2024