An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future
by Sexydimma January 3, 2015
Get the business-suicidemug. A genuine problem that not enough people take seriously now. Some people blatantly accuse suicidal people for seeking attention and when they actually do it, they move themselves out of the blame as if they had nothing to do with it.
by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023
Get the Suicidemug. The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Get the Suicide Sky Divermug. Making the decision to take one's own life, It is important to remember that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and there are far better and healthier ways of dealing with difficult situations. Every person deserves to have hope and to access help and support when times are tough. It is important to talk to someone you trust, be it your parents, friends, or a professional online or in person. Don't be afraid to open up to those close to you about how you are feeling, as they will be able to provide you with the best support and help to get through whatever it is that is troubling you.
If you are considering suicide, it is important to remember that your death will have a huge impact on your loved ones. Those who love and care for you will be left with an immense sadness and a void that will never be filled. It is important to consider this before you take any action, as there is no real happy ending when it comes to suicide.
If you are considering suicide, it is important to remember that your death will have a huge impact on your loved ones. Those who love and care for you will be left with an immense sadness and a void that will never be filled. It is important to consider this before you take any action, as there is no real happy ending when it comes to suicide.
Guy 1: Hey, I have some really terrible news.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your friend has passed away.
Guy 2: What? No! HOW did he die?
Guy 1: It was a suicide.
Guy 2: I can't believe it. This is so unexpected and shocking.
Guy 1: I know. We're all in shock. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your friend has passed away.
Guy 2: What? No! HOW did he die?
Guy 1: It was a suicide.
Guy 2: I can't believe it. This is so unexpected and shocking.
Guy 1: I know. We're all in shock. I'm so sorry for your loss.
by A dude that is a Dude December 8, 2023
Get the Suicidemug. The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
by ca$h AF August 13, 2024
Get the Suicide Weltmug. by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023
Get the Suicidemug. Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.
by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020
Get the Suicide squeezemug.