The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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Get the Teachers simp mug.Absolute shitfucks that simp for a 16 year old anime character named Izuki Midoriya AKA Deku from the anime My Hero Academia. They usually are absolute fatlards with a deku bodypillow and they live in an apartment complex in anaheim. In rare cases, they can be skinny/built and claim to be a DS(deku simp), but usually are just all might fans, other times the DS are anorexic and are watching their 88th rerun of MHA with their severely cumstained deku body pillow. Most also claim to be lgbtq and prove it by making shitty fanart of deku with a 20 inch horsecock railing another male character in the show, other times is by getting sent 25 letters a day by their absent father, all saying why he should have put the DS on a washcloth.
Carmen winstead is an absolute deku simp, that’s her father left! We should also put her down a sewer drain
by Jackinator84 June 12, 2022
Get the Deku simp mug.Someone that can never get a hoe fase because they keep simping for people and feel bad if they would do anyone else
Guy 1: you think Adrian's gonna hook up with a girl at that party>
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp
by Yoda Mester October 9, 2021
Get the Serial Simp mug.When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.
by connerpppp November 1, 2020
Get the Simp Swipe mug.A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp
you are a gay simp
by tak17 July 6, 2022
Get the gay simp mug.A corporation simp who is jobless and maidenless, and resides under several subreddits or Twitter tweets. They keep convincing people who use adblockers to use YT Premium or watch vanilla version of Youtube to 'support creators' (both ways would cost your privacy) when there are better alternative options to support like Patreon donations.
Like Nintendo simps, if they can't convince you, they'll become aggressive and totally destroy the conversation with insults. And always don't forget, they keep replying you back if you keep replying them.
Like Nintendo simps, if they can't convince you, they'll become aggressive and totally destroy the conversation with insults. And always don't forget, they keep replying you back if you keep replying them.
YT Vanced user : Vanced is dead, time to switch to New Pipe
YT Simp (Youtube Simp) : Or don’t be a jerk and pay for premium or watch the ads.
YT Vanced user : It's not jerky to not want your money to go to a rich corporation with terrible privacy practices.
YT Simp : You're trying to justify taking advantage of creators and their hard effort. Gross as fck.
YT Vanced user : If they have a Patreon account and worthy to donate to support their work, I'd rather do it than enriching Google.
YT Simp : How absolutely fcking disgusting of you! You fcking gross! (suddenly lose the conversation and insult that user)
YT Vanced user : You're very funny with your white knighting of corps who don't care about you.
YT Simp (Youtube Simp) : Or don’t be a jerk and pay for premium or watch the ads.
YT Vanced user : It's not jerky to not want your money to go to a rich corporation with terrible privacy practices.
YT Simp : You're trying to justify taking advantage of creators and their hard effort. Gross as fck.
YT Vanced user : If they have a Patreon account and worthy to donate to support their work, I'd rather do it than enriching Google.
YT Simp : How absolutely fcking disgusting of you! You fcking gross! (suddenly lose the conversation and insult that user)
YT Vanced user : You're very funny with your white knighting of corps who don't care about you.
by Shiine-1 April 6, 2022
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