What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!mug. The strawberry shake is when you are eating a girl out while she's on her period and you drink her blood and cumm at the same time.
by UHAVETINYPENISS February 21, 2021
Get the Strawberry shakemug. A lithium shake is a lesser known alcoholic drink in the crime world. It's normally prepared by mixing ecstasy and cocaine with a cocktail.
"BOI. Why in God's lil' name is Ma' head on fire after a lil' sippa' cocktail?!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Lithium Shakemug. by niallheartshishoes September 22, 2020
Get the shamrock shake memug. a sweet heart,a good person that cares about people but also can kill them instantly without hesitation. Very pretty and liks a few people and if she doesn't like you better run...
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Shakedmug. by LesterLopaz November 17, 2019
Get the The Shakesmug. A firm hand shake exchanged between two individuals which. to a large extent, form a ripple motion. Usually used as a greeting or a form of hearty acknowledgement of another. Can be engaged in at the beginning of a meeting or the end of a meeting. Formalized as the Ripple Shake in early 1900s.
Girl 1: Thanks for the lunch. I know we don't usually shake hands but I recently heard of this new trend called the ripple Shake.
Girl 2: oh as in a new slurpy?
Girl 1: No i mean a proper hand in hand shake.
Girl 2: Alright let's Ripple Shake it
Girl 2: oh as in a new slurpy?
Girl 1: No i mean a proper hand in hand shake.
Girl 2: Alright let's Ripple Shake it
by TalcumPowderAdvocate August 18, 2010
Get the Ripple Shakemug.