Spider-Man

Marvel character ruined by Andrew Garfield.
#TobyMcGuireIsTheRealSpiderMan

Every sequel was shit except the Spider-Man trilogy.

by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017

918 spider

A hybrid vehicle made by Porsche, to match the Ferrari LaFerrari, and the McLaren P1.

"I like the 918 spider."
"Part of the holy trinity?"

by PantherGhini August 11, 2021

Spiderman

Faggot who goes around in a red and blue costume and who tries to help old women cross a road that they didn't want to cross. Causer of air-sickness.

You prick, spiderman!!!

by The Hand Of God April 6, 2005

spider party

A spider party is when all your mates are going out for a night out and one mate doesn't go because hes stuck in with his bird, so therefore hes says hes got some other party arranged also known as the spider party.

Mate1: Hey man we have organised this fuckin great night out, out going?
Mate2: erm... dunno
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Mate1: Yeh i just asked him and he said dunno which means he gonna give us a spider party excuse
Mate3: Thats allways the case!
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Mate1: So you gonna come then?
Mate2: Sorry cannot i got this other party.
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Mate2: HIM AND HIS FUCKIN SPIDER PARTYS!

by Puddin Chops McGee May 10, 2006

Spider-Man that hoe

When you kiss a girl upside down

I Spider-Man that hoe everyday

by Kmoneybeezinthetrap January 14, 2017

spiderman that ho

When a girl is fucking you on top and your projectile cum shoots her to the ceiling, making her stick to the ceiling.

see scary movie 1 for a demonstration. he spiderman that ho

by gurny October 23, 2007

the real spiderman

First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).

Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007