red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma December 26, 2017

red richard

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

by Nicknac2017 April 23, 2018

red geeb

a geeb so Milky, so gross, so foul, the smoke in the geeb turns red

To pull the red geeb you would be considered a legend in the world of geeb

-"yo are you tryhing to make a red geeb again?"

--"no, but this is a milky ass geeb"

by geebteam6 January 14, 2020

so red

A phrase used in a derogatory or complimentary way to insult or praise one or more rednecks for their actions or belongings.

The way Jimmy drives his house is so red.
Billie's mullet is so red, I wonder who did it?

by Oak Ridge Boy January 24, 2020

red lord

A man who has a fetish for sex with menstruating women.

When Jessica is horny on her period she just summons The Red Lord to take care of her needs.

by Tallstlman April 15, 2020

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

Red Horse

While hitting it from the back, slap your bitches ass until it is tomato red.

When you are about to cum start making horses noises! NEIGH!

My girlfriend is into horses so she asked me to give her a red horse.

by Edwizzle June 5, 2020