pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.

Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!

by Haha..12 October 19, 2022

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021

Pushed

opposite of pressed but also the same thing so idk

im pushed

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020

nasty push

An act that occurs at the moment a person gains such great relief from constipation they spontaneously bellow an orgasmic sounding moan.

Damn Karl did you just bust a nut in the toilet?

No, I just had a nasty push.

by strongmier October 18, 2017

Push-pop

When two homosexual men perform gay sex in such a manner that the genitalia of one participant enters the urethral opening of the other participant.

Guy 1: Wanna do a push-pop, my dude?
Guy 2: Indeed.

by Other Dave from accounting December 21, 2018

Push Pop

The act of licking between the foreskin and the head of a penis.

"Hey girl, will you give me a push pop? My Bar Mitzvah is coming up and it will be my only chance to experience it."

by juanker March 21, 2018