Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
Someone who is your bestfriend and knows you better than anyone else but is not in a relationship with you.
(If you got a crush on her/him make your move take the risk)
(If you got a crush on her/him make your move take the risk)
by whytry89 September 24, 2019
proper noun-
someone you've known since pre-fertilized egg days before your birth.
adjective-
something that is really amazing
verb-
doing something with your pre lifer that is iconic
someone you've known since pre-fertilized egg days before your birth.
adjective-
something that is really amazing
verb-
doing something with your pre lifer that is iconic
proper noun- "oh my god!! look at my pre lifer!"
adjective- "that is so pre lifer!"
verb- "having a pre lifer moment!!"
adjective- "that is so pre lifer!"
verb- "having a pre lifer moment!!"
by prelifeologist February 19, 2022
(Verb) Pre-spraying is when someone knows that they are about to take a massive shit, like a bomb; a volcano; the big one, so they spray air freshener before hand so they don't have to bare the stank and/or so they don't have to spray as much air freshener to rid of the stank afterwards.
I had Taco Bell last night, so I pre-sprayed the bathroom before I shat because I knew dat shit was goin to stank.
by OGMacMaster055 March 25, 2016
1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 03, 2010
by breadbiscut October 29, 2021
When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 16, 2018