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lil piss

Lil piss is lil pump because he is an untalented piece of unicorn, fairy floss hair trash.
by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017
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Pickeld piss

The smelly smell you define when you encounter the musk of an old coconut and bad mustard sauce. Generally noted in the Fort Worth area, this smell is one of a kind that only Texans can relate to.
Y’all smelled that Uber drivers car, it smelled like pickeld piss! I almost vomited!
by Dwight blue Zonewaters February 6, 2018
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Piss gesig

Piss gesig is an afrikaans word generaly used to descibe someone that is not very much liked,dumb, irritating and they smell funky
Translation in english Piss Face
Johan is a Piss gesig
Bush is the ultimate Piss Gesig.
Henry use to be a piss gesig now he is just a fat fuck that is to lazy to get an erection.
by ma se tjops October 18, 2008
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drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.
Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
by luciferous March 30, 2015
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Piss Clown

A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021
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fire piss

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015
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laser piss

A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.
''You can't piss a 800Km distance to reach my head''

''Watch me engage a laser piss upon ye!''
by Baab32 November 5, 2013
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