The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).
I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.
by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020
When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
by Not some British bloke October 13, 2023
by CurbiKirby July 28, 2022
a term used to describe someone who is being weird. essentially the person is wearing a weird pair of pants making them a weirdo.
by lecrackin November 25, 2017
by RapidRelease April 25, 2020
Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped September 17, 2015
by alienatedbread May 22, 2017