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one quirky mother trucker 

a girl who thinks they are really qUiRkY and different even though actually they are really not and they be basic with their vans bags and glasses. usually called poppy or daisy.
“oh my god did you see poppy today? she is one quirky mother trucker ha!”

One hand clapping 

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

Nothing

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
One hand clapping by Filthclub July 10, 2010

One Direction

five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle.
"Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function."
One Direction by audrey luna September 25, 2012

One Nite in Bangkok 

A very cool song ever made in 85.
One night in Bangkok can make a hard-man tumble.

I'm only watching the game, controlling it. I'll let you watch, only the Queen's wheels will not excite you.

One Nite in Bangkok by Saints November 8, 2003

One Night Bite 

A female or male who finds herself persuaded by DonVampire (a user on chatango) and his biting fetish. This girl will from that point on be completely infatuated and fall head over heels despite the lack of charm exhibited from DonVampire.
DonVampire: ((May we roleplay?))
Random: OMG A VAMPIRE BITE ME PL0x.

Several days later.

Random: I so like this guy but he's ignoring me. -sits in emo corner crying.-
NekoFishie: Yea, it's a one night bite.
One Night Bite by TehFishie February 5, 2010

one wipe wonder 

After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.
Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!
one wipe wonder by steve-i rastafari September 10, 2005