Joe Ninja

Secretly a sheep. Male teenager who still uses his old edgy "Ninja" username.

Who the heck is Joe and why is he in my jackbox game? JOE NINJA.

by JoeDaSheep645 November 30, 2019

Ninja poop

A poop that sneaks up on you when least expected!

Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.

by proffessor010 April 17, 2011

Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

by Nathan March 1, 2005

pussy ninja

someone who stealthily snatches away another mans previously designated pussy

Dude i thought i had dibs on that hoe, then Patrick swooped in and ninjad that pussy.

Dude that nigga Lee is a fucking pussy ninja.

Dude, did Kevin just ninja Mirandas pussy away from Joel?

by Billy Joe Ray December 17, 2008

white ninja

its only the funniest web comic in the whole history of the internet everyone should go read it immediatly and laugh for ever www.whiteninjacomics.com

white ninja and the spiders that got him at last

by tom beach February 18, 2004

Ninja Dog

Black Labrador mixed breed that is of Ninja decent. This animal is tough and has a deadly roundhouse and will not tolerate any nonsense from any person claiming to be DLang. Only 351 known to exist. Original Ninja Dog (still in control) is known to the world as Bob the Dog.

Bob the Dog is a Ninja Dog that can whoop you silly.

by M tyler November 24, 2006

closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.

Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.

by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007