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Listen to Neon Trees

"do you listen to neon trees?" is code for "are you pansexual?" or from the "i" point of view means "i am pansexual"
person 1: hey, do you listen to girl in read?

person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.

p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)
by rosegeek199 November 17, 2020
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cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
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trash can in a tree

a term to describe anything out of the ordinary that is worthy of attention. It could be used to describe anything from exciting to depressing, and good to bad.
Look guys, there's a trash can in that tree. Wow, what a trash can in a tree!
by aprille lee February 13, 2008
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wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives
“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
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Little tree fresh

When a chicks vagina is so stanky you have to hang little tree air fresheners off of your cock to kill the smell. Black ice is the best. It's also advised that you wrap it up.
Did you fuck kelsey last night bro?
Yeah, her pussy stank so bad I had to do a little tree fresh
by Rob Van Winkle June 27, 2017
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The Tree-o

The Tree-o are three absolutely amazing girls who go to North Smithfield High School in North Smithfield, Rhode Island.

They are the ONE, the ONLY, and the ORIGINAL Tree-O and ALL others are either pathetic knockoffs or wannabes.

The Tree-O is comprised of Alicia, Jessica, and Stephanie, whose last names will not be used in accordance with urbandictionary.com's policies about naming non-celebrities, which sadly includes not-yet celebrities such as these three girls.

The Tree-O are dorks, which is distinctly different from nerd and geek (obviously) because dorks are able to identify with and be on friendly terms with members of each and every level of the social spectrum, making them immensely popular.

They use extremely fun and varied vocabulary in everyday conversation which makes them interesting to talk to for both adults, young children, and their peers alike.

In short, The Tree-O is nothing short of perfect.
Damn, did you see the Tree-O today? They looked smokin', as usual. And their popularity radiated from their fab bodies!
by Sirhoneytoast December 14, 2008
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Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012
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