Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for

After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp

by Barry burr October 21, 2020

Stop it simp

Can you stop stalking me and go back to being a mat Bay simp

You are such and idiot stop it simp

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.

Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

Mega Simp

Grant

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.

by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

simp for gaara

somebody who loves gaara and simps for him

i simp for gaara

by kazekage gaara November 10, 2021

Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.

Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"

by Spawnface November 17, 2021