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noodle cock 

ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it
noodle cock by funny chick February 26, 2009
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Cup Noodles

When a girl shoves noodles up her vagina for her sexual partner to soon eat out of her.
Last night my girlfriend gave me cup noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cup Noodles by Cluckercluck August 12, 2019

pot noodle 

The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)
I don't know about this shirt, its a bit pot noodle, part of me loves it and part of me hates it

That gig was a bit pot noodle, I don't know what to make of it
pot noodle by mim74 January 15, 2008
another word for nigga, bro, dude, pal and friend
1)yoooo wudddupppp mah noodle?!!?!
2) yo pamela anderson is a nooooodle

noodle by affizzle December 30, 2006
piece of shit bag. great diss, retard
fuck u damn noodle
noodle by matt is fat August 6, 2003

Seattle Super Noodle

One of the forbidden sex moves created by shaolin monks who watch too much American baseball.
i was really enjoying myself when all of a sudden he tries a Seattle Super Noodle and then i had uncontrollable multiple gasms