Risky Joke Day

Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!

Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"

Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."

Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."

by WDYMJean December 11, 2020

D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D

lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh

by SwishyBro January 12, 2023

Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

Inside Joke

a joke made by 2 or more people that only that group understands! even if you explain it to other people they might not find it as amusing as you would.

Person 1: "ahaha horsepower"
Person 2: "what??"

*inside joke is explained*

Person 2: I don't get it
Person 1: it's an inside joke

by imBDS December 20, 2019

joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.

Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.

by MegaP143 May 29, 2017

Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.

Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.

by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016

Joke

The word that people use when they describe you.

Person 1: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Person 2: You're a joke.
Person 1: *uncontrollable weeping*

by Ash2007ger May 31, 2021