Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. October 18, 2008

Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25

Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus

by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025

undying mind

The worst boss and activity in destiny history.

Person 1: Hey bro, wanna beat the undying mind?
Person 2: Hell no, that’s hella gay

by LilBigJP December 8, 2019

Mind striking

Something that is crazy or insane.

It’s so mind striking that Josh can’t drive

by Hambone613 March 2, 2024

Theory of Mind

Hey! Look at that! Simon Baron-Cohen episode! Finally! It's all coming full circle- It's coming back around! Yeah...

Hym "Heeeey! Simon. Look at that! Look at this! I can't believe I didn't see that initially. I probably would have watched that one sooner. That's what I should call my book, by the way. 'Theory of Mind: Mind-Brain duality and why determinism is fucking retarded.' I'm glad your here. Now you can tell Jordan I'm not being immature and you can tell everyone that they're doing empathy to me wrong. Additionally, the weaponized schizophrenia is something you should really be concerned about AND... The lack of me getting credit and payment is getting dangerously child-murdery! So yeah..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Mindful Modeling

When the conscious effort of coming up with an apt model drawing that connects the knowns and unknowns in a math word problem can enhance the readability or elegance of a solution—when a “look-see” proof could arouse an aha! in the problem solver.

If only more math educators were to practice mindful modeling, the number of students or homeschoolers embracing Singapore’s bar model method could potentially increase ten folds in no time.

by Numerati June 11, 2025

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023