Mike

Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"

by thekid121314 March 24, 2011

mike vick

An overrated quarterback who makes up for having Kyle Boller accuracy with fast legs.

Mike Vick is Dan Kane's boy and he will bet on Vick reguardless of odds or spread

by Rod Woodson February 15, 2005

Mike Tyson Punchout

When a girl fists your ass hole while sucking your dick.

"Dude last night i got a mike tyson punchout from this hoe, if is wasn't for my dick in the way she would have punched herself in the face"

by superb ninja June 28, 2009

Mike Dirnt

Mike Dirnt: Bassist for Green Day, also HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!! Once wore a yellow disco suite that him look like a bannana.

Qoates from Mike Dirnt:
If you think you're going to do something wrong, do it right.
Happeiness is a jorney, not a destinatoin.
They're looking for the gold, the money, and the mike. (or something like that.)

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 11, 2006

[mike]

a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.

1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("

by fillygirlie14 March 29, 2009

Mike Holmes

1) Hard working, and strong built guy who fixes houses. Holmes on Homes

2) Fat, lazy ginger who is really cute, and good at mackin on chicks and plays some sweet ass guitar. He tends to have beautiful blue eyes,

1) That Mike Holmes, he fixed my drywall the other day. What a nice strong man.


2) That Mike Holmes, he took my breath away with his hair, his beautiful blue eyes, and his guitar playing abilities.

by Huricane XL October 16, 2008

Mike Jones

A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.

Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.

by KKKoolguy April 13, 2006