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Michael Michael Motorcycle 

A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.
Michael Michael Motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee.

Michael Balzary 

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.
Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!

Michael Bay Harassment 

The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.
"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.

Michael x Ennard 

A ship that contain robophilia,necropholia and shouldn’t be exist in the first place.FNAF is a horror game,not a love game.Some kid even sexualizing this ship, thinking its canon and attack the other shippers(i’m sorry if i sound rude)
Toxic Michael x Ennard shipper:Michael x Ennard is the best,awesome and canon ship.Unlike Michael x (*insert the character Michael got shipped with(-Ennard)),its so disgusting and stupid
Me:Stfu kid

Michael B. Jordan

They say "He's just a terrible actor." on Twitter, but I say he's the most wholesome/softest person in the world!

He's basically the definition of baby <3
You know who i'm talking about... Michael B. Jordan the most cutest person i've ever seen!
Michael B. Jordan by embejay October 15, 2019

Michael Myers 

Without a doubt the most kick ass horror movie figure. The scariest and most imtimidating, the most awesome horror character to ever be created. He wears a emotionless white mask and wears a boiler suit. He can be seen in the Halloween movies, 8 of them in total with a 9th of the way. Cursed with thorn, meaning he becomes invincable and is forced to kill his whole family. Wouldn't want to be cursed with that!
Michael Myers, the best fictional character ever!
Michael Myers by Kiel Hodgson February 6, 2006