Gay Mary

A term used to describe a gay woman(usually from another gay woman's POV)

Oooh your quite the gay mary aren't you sweet cheeks

by Paul A Wilson March 25, 2008

Mary Shelley

Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.

"Jakes a mother fucker."

replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"

"Jakes a Mary Shelley."

For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.

"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"

by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008

Mary Ann

The ultimate cock block. Farting while making out in human form. A Mary Ann will do at all possible to prevent you and your date from being alone or having a good time.

"So yeah, I got permission to go with my girlfriend on their camping trip, but I have to sit with a seat between us and sleep in a different tent with her brother."

"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."

by A Wise Advisor August 22, 2011

mary hair

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

by Springloaded July 12, 2005

scary mary

1. a contestant on the channel 4 show, big brother who was a witch and a phsycic. Lived in Donegal (ashamedly left first)

2. From the phones 4 you advert; a fat girl with greasy hair who isnt scared of her own phone but herself.

1. Scary Mary,"boo! your a real loser!"

2.man: Scary mary you look scared of your own phone
mary: i am its costing me a fortune
man: you should get a wee shitty phone from phones 4 u. No 1 else has!

by Damian Friel September 28, 2005

William and Mary

A college. Not a university. The population of the campus challenges that of every other college in the nation. The students study all the time. The curves are small because of the 5,000 people who dwell in the library. They go swemming instead of swimming, reading instead of drinking, stress instead of sex, and mostly boring instead of risky. This is not the college experience, it is hell.

William and Mary is full of tools.

by Chrinky October 11, 2005

Mary Con

An undercover way of saying maricon.

Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".

by Sparko March 27, 2008