May 22nd

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023

May 30th

Kiss your crush 3x day

Free pass to Kiss your crush 3 times

Hey guess what it's may 30th it mean 3 kisses

by Biggodman May 28, 2023

grace may

A simple woman who plays too much Fortnite and stinks of fanny.

Me: How was hanging out with grace may?

Friend: Terrible she kept playing fortnite and stank of fanny :(

by Big-Cums February 26, 2023

Tiro Mais

Your asshole.

Pisano gives his Tiro Mais

by The Shard. April 3, 2023

Tiro Mais

An asshole

Pisano gives his Tiro Mais

by The Shard. April 3, 2023

may 8th

A real bitch birthday !😴🎂

👤:oh yo birthday on may 8th
me:YOP u kno us taurus do it tha best🤣

by 4kt is trash April 24, 2023

May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023