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juve machine 

A shorter hipper active take on the concept of rejuvenation: firing up an idea that existed before but lost traction.
Oh man, I didn't think we should take that trip before because of the Corona, but it's definitely back in the juve machine now!
juve machine by Land Snark May 27, 2021

juve machine 

A shorter hipper active take on rejuvenation: resurrecting a prior idea or activity that lost traction but is now back on.
Oh man, didn't ever take that trip because of the Corona, but now that we're all vaccinated it's definitely back in the juve machine!
juve machine by Land Snark May 27, 2021

sex machine 

someone who is uncontrollably sexy
Woah, Diako is a sex machine!
sex machine by ivanyang June 12, 2021

another machine 

1- Derpylinha
Derpylinha is another machine
another machine by Deprylinha June 13, 2021

Slot Machine Guy 

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.
Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

Coffee machine 

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
Coffee machine by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021