trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
by LarsonM October 24, 2012
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Shit Machine

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)
by Excrushman September 27, 2024
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Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.
The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.
by Therealmerasmus August 08, 2023
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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 09, 2014
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Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker
Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
by _miraculous.girl_ March 26, 2021
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Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.
by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022
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slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.
Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!
by Snarpan June 13, 2017
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