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Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.
These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023
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Live, Laugh, Landon

To Live, To Laugh, and To Landon
You should always Live, Laugh, Landon
by LiveLaughLandon April 12, 2024
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Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
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Living Bemmimgfields

FELBJRATIVE KIND FELBJATIVE KIND FELBJASHE'S KIND FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD DOUBJRAGS AND BEJROOGURS DEJROOGURS BEJROOGARS BEJROOGULLS DEJROOGERS SCORBEJRONS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created and started living bemmimgfields. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Live laugh hate

A playful twist to the popular late 2000s motivational slogan "live laugh love". The cynicist connotation behind this phrase is often used to as a protection mechanism disguise one's affection towards others.

Especially used among teenage girls (such as a specific person from a school) from 14-16, they use "live laugh hate" interchangeably as SOS. After one becomes addicted to this vocab, they drop it at random inappropriate times.

As soon as one turns 17, they go out of the hatred phase and stop using "live laugh hate" but go along with the Gen-beta phrase of "Live laugh necessito ayudar".
"Oh I don't like Anson at all! Live laugh hate"
*proceeds to prepare Anson a birthday present*
by mediumhungrykids March 19, 2024
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Plinko lives

You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.
Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."

I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."

Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"

I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."

Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."

I dot "I... I already..."

Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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