Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018

knuckle butter

When you fist a girls asshole then switch to her pussy and the butt/pussy juices mix to create a tan frothy cream.

"After I fisted my girls butt i switched to da pussy, my wrist was drippin with knuckle butter son!"

by IAbmx May 12, 2015

horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.

Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!

by briansten March 5, 2023

knuckle cluster

when you put popping candy in your hand and fist your partner

I gave Ellis the best knuckle cluster last night behind MacDonald's

by bigjigga69 May 9, 2021

Suckle On My Knuckle

Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.

Pete: U is a dummy
You (the superior): Suckle On My Knuckle
Pete: *dies*

by George Humphery January 26, 2019

Knuckle pucker

A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.

Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.

by D-ton218 January 3, 2019

Knuckle Dragger

Knuckle Dragger is a term used to describe a old school Correction Officer who in their early days of Corrections used brut strength over knowledge and skill.

Look at Jack he was once a old school knuckle Dragger CO! He use to use brut strength to deal with inmates, now he’s a skill Corrections professional!

by Hankscolts May 7, 2018