jason

hot sexy flexible handsome beautiful girlfriend good body shape swears sometimes fit

person 1 OMG have you seen JASON he is so hot.
person 2 so what, he already got a gf
person 1 crap!

by qazxcvfbftjkuk November 25, 2021

Jason Oatman

Live and let live for the longest time after time marches on guard.

Jason Oatman has a great day.

by dearest pet November 23, 2021

Jason

Eric’s twin, also known as Jeric.

Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.

by Jericdailo November 23, 2021

jason cash

An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.

“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”

“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”

by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021

Jesonia

Jesonia, a unique name made for a unique person born out of love. Jesonia is the kindest and most loving of people you can ever encounter in your life. Jesonia is full of energy, joy and kindness. The best friend, sister and daughter anyone can ask for. A hard-working person, she will always say yes and try her best to help you with anything you ask. She does not judge and is always ready to start a party. Her imitation of accents may not be the best, but she is unintentionally funny with her dry humour and puns that always puts a smile on your face.

Ask Sonia! Call Jes! JJ did it!

Jesonia is a noun, you could use it as an adjective depending on the situation.

by Makalajing November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.

What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.

by supahot10 November 23, 2021