feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

Droppin' hammers

Term used when the entire crowd at a dubstep concert is headbanging, wobbling, and/or fist pumping in sync.

EVERYBODY was droppin' hammers last night! We were gettin hyphy.

by 0Ryn June 12, 2011

Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

Hammers

Basically saying someone is fit/good looking

He is proper hammers him

by TheGC24 February 8, 2024

bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022