Girlfriended

To be categorised separately from someone's main social group.

Refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your sex life.

Person 1: I'm heading out for my 18th with my mates.

Person 2: Oh hey how come you didn't ask me to join?

Person 1: Nah we'll do something on the weekend for it.

Person 2: Woah since when have I been girlfriended?

by SilverToffee May 23, 2009

Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.

Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

by Duderruder February 20, 2025

girlfriend

A homie you can kiss.

I luv my girlfriend

by TLOL16 January 8, 2022

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Beach Girlfriend

A woman who visits Hawai’i on vacation and meets a handsome Hawaiian man working on the beach and they ultimately hangout for the rest of her trip.

He spent days thinking about his beach girlfriend when she went back to Washington.

by Beachboyfriend March 4, 2024

lukes girlfriend

where is she?

"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"

by Shane63 February 22, 2023

Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025