from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

Jake from The Westing Game

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.

I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup

by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018

01:57 From Yuma

Diarrhea or kidney failure from eating lettuce tainted with E. coli O157:H7 from Yuma, AZ. Based on movie title “3:10 to Yuma”

Shouldn’t have eaten than caesars salad last night, I think I caught the 01:57 from Yuma

by Pedidoc June 2, 2018

eggs away from vegan

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant

Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

by dogtheist101 June 10, 2018

The guy from the math problems

A person who buys a large quantity of the same items at once.

"Hey, look that guy at the other register is buying 30 bottles of dish soap"
"Bruh, he's fr the guy from the math problems"

by BananaMaster69 August 27, 2022

Uncle from another world

Oh my God! This show is hilarious!

Giant hedgehog “I enjoy inflicting pain with my needles.”

Hym “What!?”

Giant Hedgehog “Their dying screams are music to my ears.”

Hym “WHAT!?”

Giant hedgehog “I toyed with them as they died.”

Hym “AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s so evil! It’s the most evil thing I’ve seen in a while! I love it! That thing is nuts! It’s almost as evil as the South Park Christmas Critters! That is priceless! Wow! I’m impressed! This Uncle from another world guy is great!”

by Hym Iam November 18, 2022

pony girl from hell

she is one of the worst pony girls you will ever meet she is mean and hateful.

"Yo did you see Sarah she is such a pony girl from hell"

by timmychelemet January 22, 2022