floath

Can be used in many contexts and also replace its cousin 'as'. A good example is "Dekkers got the sack cause he just wasn't good enough as floath" and "better get dialling with the recipient replying "floath"

Legend has it Azavion was a legend and the knowledge should be dug real deep for as floath as flazdge as az

As az flaz flazdge gains as gains as gains as as floathnas as az azz floath

by G@1N$@$!™ January 14, 2024

flat chalupa

when someone says they're going to cook something a certain way, but then changes it last minute without telling the guy who posts on the fake social media page that parodies your establishment. can also be used in the negative to mean 'no lie' or 'no cap.'

today's special is the modelo beer cheese burger. no flat chalupa.

by jt15550 January 25, 2024

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.

"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass

Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.

by wower321322 November 16, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is flat.

There goes a Flat Earther.

by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023

Floet

A Floet writes Floetry.

I write Floetry, therefore I am a Floet.

by Joshua James aka T.R.U.T.H. December 3, 2023