beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

Licking the Donut

Another term for licking the inside of someone's asshole usually done during felching or in some cases munting. It is also another term for somebody who's a suck-up.

Hey , your mom is really good at Licking the Donut! She should really make a job out of it.

Josh really needs to stop Licking the Donut and just do his job!

by Wurm Fillet April 20, 2025

Dunkin’ Donuts

A man masturbating with a pocket pussy.

When he couldn’t get laid he went to Dunkin’ Donuts instead.

by Bambi Atwood December 16, 2017

Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

for the donut

For free

"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."

by quignugget May 24, 2010