dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008

Lil Coarse Dirt

A very pretty person who I love a lot. They are so funny and smart. And I love their hair. They are so understanding and kind. I couldn’t ask for a better friend. I luv you (no homo)

Lil Coarse Dirt is the coolest person in the world

by V.iz.a.peice.of.shit January 10, 2021

Dirt

A reason why you should watch out for bugs

Edi: Stop standing on that dirt
Don: oh i was not looking also can you take me to the hospital
Edi: why?
Don: i think im dying from bugs

by A big baby February 5, 2022

Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

chinese dirt ball

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.

Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.

by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016

Dirt slob

A dirt slob is a shit slob who doesn't wipe his ass and wears shit stained underwear.

It sucks to live near a dirt slob.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018