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Slutty Chinese

"Slutty Chinese" refers to greasy, late-night Chinese food, often craved after a night out or a playful risqué term for someone of Asian descent who enjoys adventurous intimate acts of eating ass.
Let's grab some of that 'Slutty Chinese' after the bar.

When I was done eating her fine ass and making her cum, she called me her Slutty Chinese...
by TO_daddy June 7, 2025
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Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.
"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"
by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018
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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.
That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)
by Getbent1 December 26, 2011
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Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.
Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.
by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018
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Chinese cornhole

When you put a eggroll in your ass and eat it out.
"Dude i was up all night in a chinese cornhole circle"
by Qung bou April 14, 2021
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