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vagina for breakfast

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
by Scimitar May 25, 2022
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Brexit Breakfast

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!
by L777GMA June 22, 2021
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Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.
Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.
by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023
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Breakfast

The first meal of the day, commonly had in the morning.
A: “Had breakfast at 2pm today”

B: “that is unconventionally late, but if it was the first meal that you had that day it is technically breakfast I guess”
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Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself
Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day
by bnhbao April 28, 2025
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Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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