Brain damage

The thing that all dream stans, 2+ hours on a day twitter users, homophobes, tiktok users, karens and her kids have.
Mostly caused by lead in the air, fatherless childhood and using cigarettes, alcohol and drugs durring pregnancy.
If they are man and have a symptoms from above. they probably never had a touch of a woman that wasn't their mother.
And if they're a woman, they're actually a goblin in disguise.

Person1: Are you a twitter user?
Person2: Yea?
Person1: How long per day?
Person2: 23 hours.
Person1: Alright, so you have brain damage!

by Mean-bean-machine May 17, 2022

Brain Catacombs

The dark storage of all things absorbed in Taylor Allderdice

You're reaching to deep in the brain catacombs for me to function.

by 7h3o June 9, 2023

Bit Brain

The opposite of a Big Brain.
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s

*someone doesnt get an easy joke*
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?

by Luxar September 27, 2019

Brain-Child

When two or more people come up with an idea together

My friend and I just had a brain-child. What if, hear me out, we mixed the cake mix with the waffle mixture?

by bitchassmotherfuck April 8, 2019

drunk brain

It is when you are so tired, drunk, or drugged, that you brain no longer works or filter out thought. You say whatever you think. No one knows what you are talking about, because your thoughts have no focus.

"Dude, what are you talking about. You must have drunk brain. Go sleep it off."

by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014

stinky brain

a person who has a tiny tiny brain not even entering the small brain category🧠🤏🏽 stinky brain is a whole new level of small brain people. this term will also make you seem more intelectual

imagine someone asks what is 9+10 and someone says 21 that is when you say “ oh you are so small brain” and the more educated humans will say “not small brain but stinky brain”

by big brain mariana🧠🤏🏽 January 18, 2020

brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.

Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.

by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017