is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

boot gay

A gay with a boot fetish. A gay that has a boot fetish.

Am I boot gay or shoe gay?

by Jelvin R Tesfaye November 29, 2024

sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.

Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots

by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022

mortal kombat boots

A slang term, for Government issue boots or combat boots.

The nigga wearing mortal kombat boots, he gonna kick in your door!

by Kcsama February 24, 2024

Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.

Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Boot

When a guy hit it and leaves, one night stand.

Imma boot her ass
She got booted.
Shes a boot.

by MrsUrbanDic December 12, 2017