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Honk the bird

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”
by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023
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Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers
Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Shaded Bird

A shaded bird. You either are one or you aren't. You either have one or you don't. You know it if you have it.
Man did you see Kevin this morning? He was a total shaded bird man.
by Jaquelin Francis May 9, 2023
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Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird
"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"
by alesf May 9, 2023
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Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022
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P-BiRd

A slang term for the alcoholic beverage Pabst Blue Ribbon; commonly known as it’s abbreviated name, PBR. You have probably never heard this term before, because more than likely, nobody has said it.
Drunk guy 1: I just found a P-bird in the bottom of my friends that expired in October of last year.

Drunk Guy 2: What the fuck’s a P-bird?

Drunk Guy 1: Forget it, I meant a damned PBR.

Drunk Guy 2: Oh… Well hayl yeeah!
by DrunkGuy1 January 8, 2023
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Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.
by Hudsmee September 1, 2023
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