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Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
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Bastard

1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)

2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
1. That child is Our bastard

2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard

3. Why you always have to be a bastard
by 459395 February 27, 2022
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Bastard Ass

1.Sam
by M.illy.718 March 8, 2022
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Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 9, 2024
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Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003
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Bastard

Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp
by Imgayiey July 24, 2020
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bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.
Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"
by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015
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