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close the bars down

When you're out bar-hopping until the wee hours of the morn moving from a bar that's closing to a later-closing-bar until it's just time to call it a night and bang somebody. Event usually occurs from about 2AM to 4AM.
Hey, Saturday, what say you we close the bars down?
by D-Bruch October 15, 2009
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Bar-B-Queer

An expert at Bar-B-Queing.(Pronounced Bar-bee-que-er)
Door's open this friday! So come on down to the Bar-B-Queer!
... AW SHIT!
by J-Hoax January 20, 2011
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bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011
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Cincinnati Snickers Bar

What a man's penis might resemble after he performs anal intercourse with a woman who just ate a big bag of peanuts at the Cincinnati county fair.
"I took home this broad I met at the fair last night, it was going well until we had anal sex and my penis looked like a Cincinnati snickers bar when I pulled it out!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023
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Wine Bar Funk

Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.
"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"
by allen g May 8, 2008
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A chocolate bar and there you are!

Exactly, correct, right, proper, indeed
"Hey, you were so right about that gal, she's totally crazy!"

"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"
by Dream Weaver October 14, 2014
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compact squid bar

a compacted squid bar is a triggered person that is craving toenails from how much stress that over came them
by toenail & toejam April 19, 2019
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