knee bangs

The patch of hair on the knee often missed when shaving legs.

These shorts are sweet but they really accentuate my knee bangs.

by Slaughteramamama June 30, 2018

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Bang Chan

Bang Chan is the human representation of the sun. His smile can light up the entire world.

Even if you don't want it he hits you in the face with his shine and lights up your day.

He’s caring and responsible, talented, sweet, kindhearted and a hardworking person and all he wants to do is make all the people that he loves happy.

He is the sun and we’re just planets spinning around him.

bang chan: :)
me: wow the sun is incredibly beautiful today

by h_pttr September 28, 2018

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BANG THE BUTTON

IT WAS KNOWN THAT MAD MARK "HELL" MR "HELL HIMSELF HAD A TUNE BLARING FROM THE OLD TAPE CASSETTE STEREO IN HIS SWEDISH MAGAZINE WHILE DOING A DEVIL DASH INTO HOLBECK UK WOULD BANG THE BUTTON EVERY TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OR SO TO REWIND THE TUNE AS HE MADE HIS WAY WITH FURVER NO LESS - THE VERSE BEING ONE APPERTAINING AND HINTING AT FUTURE EVENTS - QUOTE ...."JUST STEP ASIDE GIRL AND JUMP INTO MY CAR - ILL GIVE YOU OVERKILL - WITH ME YOU WILL GO FAR" - THE SONG BEING AN OLD PUNK ROCK NUMBER THAT WAS PERFORMED AT THE ROXY LONDON CIRCA 1976 AND WITH THE TUNE UNDERWAY THE SINGER CALLED OUT "LETS SEE YOU FUCKNG MOVE" TO WHICH SATAN OBLIGED (IN OR OUT OF TIME WHO COULD TELL) AND AGAIN THE PERFORMANCE WAS ON SURVIELANCE CAMERAS AND STORED ON THE PIGSHIT PLODS COMPUTER DATABASE THAT WAS HACKED TO ALLOW FOR THE FOOTAGE TO BE AIRED IN ONE SCENE INPARTICULAR DURING ONE OF THE TO BE EPIIC MOVIES THAT ARE TO BE SHOWN AT ALL MOVIE THEATRES IN TIMES TO COME IRRISPECTIVE OF ANY BLEATS OF OBJECTION BY PIGSHITS AND ALL OTHER KNOWN SYSTEMITES -

TO BANG THE BUTTON IS WHAT I CRAVE FOR IN SO MUCH AS THE DEVIL AND ME ARE GONNA GET IT ON BIGTIME ...AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IS WHAT ITS GONNA BE AND I GOT ASSJUICE UP THERE YOU KNOW NOT SOME KINDA PIGSHIT LIKE THE GASGIMP LOT HAVE GOT GOING ON OR SO I HEAR ABOUT INSIDE MY ORGANIC COMPUTER MIND -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

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