my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

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National say yes to your crush day

This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!

Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.

by No one 655 January 07, 2022

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Knøjet (Jutland saying)

A mix between being "fucked" and "bend over"

My gay boyfriend knøjet (Jutland saying) me in the ass yesterday

by Jutland Lover June 02, 2022

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Say no to Ty

A meme about saying no to Ty.

say no to Ty

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Sai Ansh

He is most wonderful person you'll ever meet. He respects and cherishes every relation in his life. He is a great mentor and if you're important to him he will protect you from every problem. The people who are close to him, he tell their faults on their face helps them a lot to become more perfect. He accepts people without telling them to change their personalities and choices. He is the best brother and protecs his sisters from every problem and mends them in the most beautiful way that they become the perfect women. Many girls fall for his handsome looks and charming personality. He is perfect boyfriend material who protects his girl from every problem. He loves his girl a lot. He the most loyal person and cares for his girl alot. He doesn't like people who fake themselves. He has a lot problems in his life still he tries to make everyone happy. He never lets anyone suffer for himself. He is the most perfect person you'll ever meet.

Girl1 : Hey you know Sai Ansh he's so handsome 😍
Girl 2: He is already committed bro and he loves his girl like no one else💕💕

Girl 1 : U know Sai helped me a lot in my problem i wish everyone was like him
Other Person : God doesn't create too many perfect people so everyone can't be like him

by Author nim sweet pie 💜 November 05, 2022

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