How i am

I am britt 15 years old and i lovo to do is, gaming, soccer and do things wif my friend.

How i am.

by Sara nelsen February 23, 2017

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I am the LORD

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.

"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 18

by Sacreum July 23, 2024

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Ames

An obnoxious little kid you can’t seem to get rid of. An Ames will approach you out of the blue and ask to be your best friend.

Can you help me lose this freakin Ames?

by Sjgsjahsjabxa November 4, 2022

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am ranger

is a fucking gay furry and a stupid one which is homeless

gam ranger
gay

by Luckyxero February 22, 2019

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I am lesbian

What I wish I could tell my parents...

"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter

by timmmyturrner May 3, 2024

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Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

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