by local kingsburg man September 13, 2023
A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020
by Hotdogbean027 January 25, 2023
QUANTRAIL Johnson is a hoe and always getting beat up.either his dad is in jail or out of his life . He has a small penis 🍆. Know someone name dame and dick ride them . And he has a dog 🐕 and it’s a retarted as dog and his mom doesn’t love him.
by Young ube June 01, 2019
He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
by Esqueda December 27, 2023
An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016