Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place that was originally a dictionary for the people, but is now teeming with sexual jokes and other stupid shit.

jake: oh hey i sent an urban dictionary submission!
chad: ok and?
jake: well... yeah that's just it
chad: go away i'm going with my woman(s)

by TheRushaan April 17, 2021

Urban Dictionary

aqaswdedfrgthhy6yjuykiklo9l

- I wanna know the defination of 'qawsedrftfhytrgh'.
- Okay! Go on to Urban Dictionary then.

by galaxylover2006puppies May 3, 2021

urban dictionary

what i do instead of school

abe: u comin to school? or u still on urban dictionary?
me: i gotta figure out what a 'dirty luke' means
abe: that is a yes

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh May 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Look at the website url

“I wonder what that word means”
“Look it up on Urban Dictionary”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.

*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3

by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023

Urban Dictionary

the only dictionary that allows f*cking corrupted definitions

Guy 1:"have you seen the definition of my name in the Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."

by R4NDOM DUD3 (h.h.h.) August 18, 2023