red duck

someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis

bitch wanna red duck

by uncleryancurran July 24, 2016

Skywalk Duck

Someone who is gayer than a duck.

You may mock gay duck science, but it's not quackery up to 20 per cent of duck pairings are homosexual and Skywalk Duck are gayer than any of them.

by leanonme- December 9, 2020

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.

Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.

by Jojogermany February 20, 2019

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008

duck story

a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!

kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020