A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.
"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
by Spike* July 26, 2013
Get the eye widener mug.An Irish saying. A description of somebody's immediate ability to detect awareness, or knowledge of something. That something being on any end of the secretive or exclusive spectrum.
Eg. "He's bang wide to you"
Translation: "He knows what you're upto!"
Eg. In a game of poker for instance. If player 1 sees a bluff in player 2. Player 1 simply looks at player 2, smiles, winks and says confidently, "Bang wide".
Eg. Finally nailing long division in school.
"Did you get a remainder?"
"Nah, I'm bang wide now!"
Eg. You're mate is trying to make you aware of an ass that deserves checking out. Unbeknownst to him, you've already seen it. When he attempts to let you in on the sighting, you casually reply "Bang wide, yeah!"
Translation: "He knows what you're upto!"
Eg. In a game of poker for instance. If player 1 sees a bluff in player 2. Player 1 simply looks at player 2, smiles, winks and says confidently, "Bang wide".
Eg. Finally nailing long division in school.
"Did you get a remainder?"
"Nah, I'm bang wide now!"
Eg. You're mate is trying to make you aware of an ass that deserves checking out. Unbeknownst to him, you've already seen it. When he attempts to let you in on the sighting, you casually reply "Bang wide, yeah!"
by Maizeyface August 19, 2013
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Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.
Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
by fat lad November 14, 2014
Get the Pink Widow mug.Jade loves anal, if you want abit see her and just give a wink, she'll be on you in 10 seconds however due to previous experiences her anal cavity is extrimly loose. Also she loves abit of pink sock. Her vagina stinks of prawn cocktail crisps, trust me I would know 👍
Your so JADE WIDDOWS
by Maxie9966 August 21, 2016
Get the Jade widdows mug.The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.
by Candyland909 August 18, 2016
Get the Campaign Widow mug.A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.
by fiddlehead July 23, 2016
Get the Google Widow mug.Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.
Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.
Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.
Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."
Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."
Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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